Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

posted 1 day ago with 29,598 notes - via ladywarbler / © m4ge

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:



posted 1 day ago with 129,853 notes - via michawells / © sodomymcscurvylegs

People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.
posted 1 day ago with 93,494 notes - via frnksfrthvenom / © seefaitheverywhere

I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.
Ernest Hemingway (via exoticwild)
posted 1 day ago with 45,367 notes - via grdexter / © sunst0ne

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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

posted 1 day ago with 535,119 notes - via grdexter / © fulllblownrose

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
posted 1 day ago with 175,902 notes - via blacbirdfly / © foreignqueer


Some Fall Out Boy songs are like I’m punk rock and I’m fucking ANGRY and others are like I’m punk rock and don’t look at me because I’m crying

posted 1 day ago with 46,034 notes - via thefuckingimpala / © wentzguyliner

Wave the white flag.

Wave the white flag.

posted 1 day ago with 5,801 notes - via joshsduns / © blowfob


im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

posted 1 day ago with 389,492 notes - via saillormars / © reifaun


bold what applies to you


  • i have blonde hair and blue eyes 
  • i have red hair and hazel blue eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes (sorta brown hair)
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples 
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops for ages
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces 

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages 
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn(ed) more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • i never really get excellent grades
  • i’m in college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist 

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding a secret about me
  • favourite character dying 
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm 
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving 
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe
posted 1 day ago with 28,720 notes - via stupidbandss / © aryastakres


Very important gif of Ashton booping Luke with a drumstick


Very important gif of Ashton booping Luke with a drumstick

posted 1 day ago with 10,969 notes - via casey5sos / © sleevelessluke


do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

posted 2 days ago with 315,591 notes - via allthedrarryfeels / © inkskinned


do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

posted 2 days ago with 135,703 notes - via youknowmy-coffeeorder / © connorkawaii

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